yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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