Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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