i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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