As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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