Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
