Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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