you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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