In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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