Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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