I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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