You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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