im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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