everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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