Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
try to milk me bitch
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