So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
