Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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