Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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