I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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