I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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