just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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