we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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