question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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