nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You're a waste of cheezeits
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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