my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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