Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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