Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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