Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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