This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
