halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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