they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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