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The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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