Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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