Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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