Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So much rum. So many feels.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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