Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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