It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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