Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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