I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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