Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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