I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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