we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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