Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The air was thick with penises
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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