also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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