God, you're like boner-b-gone
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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