He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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