The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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