Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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