Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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