I got chris browned last night
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
im on a boat
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