Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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