no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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