why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
