Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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