i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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