Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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