I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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